Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Planning the perfect suicide
This is a suicide guide...
- You don't wanna starve yourself to death... It is ugly...
- You don't wanna poison yourself by popping pills... Your lips will turn blue... And blue lips are so out...
- You don't wanna jump of the building... This is very obvious...
- You don't wanna set fire to yourself... You get black peeling skin... Not appealing...
- You might wanna slit your wrists... But there might be a possibility that you might not be able to cut deep enough to totally sever your veins... The best position is to slit 2 fingers down measuring from the wrist... And then soak it in water to get your blood really running... Too bloody for my liking...
- Jumping in front of a fast car or bus is not a good option... Why complicate things for others??
- You might consider hanging yourself from a tall tree or by wrapping your head in plastic bag... You might suffer before you die though... But a tree is so high you might not be able to climb up... A plastic bag takes so long...
- Sticking a dagger into your heart might work... In any case, a heartache so great you might not feel any pain even...
- Closing yourself in a coffin and burning a candle in it might work...
- Die by a natural heart-stopping chemical/medicine in the bed of your loved one is the one for me... So time to do some crime...
Kaylin the Kitten says @ 5:15 PM
and no one can stop her...
